condom is making waves: WATCH: Bristol Palin Avoids The Situation’s Condom “Situation”

You’re not gonna hook up before you’re married? The Situation offers Bristol some Magnums saying he practices safe sex, but Bristol says she avoids those “situation” all together and doesn’t accept his offer. During the week 9 semifinals of Dancing With the Stars , each of the four remaining contestants Brandy , Jennifer Grey , Kyle Massey , and Bristol Palin danced twice. “It’s crazy to think you’re going to come into a competition like this and not lose weight with the hours you’re going to have to put in,” Massey, 19, told the site. “I want to win so bad, but I’m very thankful to have made it this far, too,” Palin said, with Mark Ballas by her side. Let’s shed some tears now, shall we? A measly life-changing phone call and stock footage of the airport? We heard how Jennifer Grey became such a competitive dancer in this competition, which she attributed to standing backstage while her father acted on Broadway, and being in a very serious car accident with Matthew Broderick that resulted in the death of a mother and daughter that were in the other car (well, that is actually quite sad). In order to compete on the show, she had a plate put in her neck to take away some of the lasting effects from the crash. And with all the strenuous practice, Massey acknowledged he’s “had at least three gallons of sweat on top of Lacey.” But the weight loss doesn’t mean the “Cory in the House” star is also changing up his diet. “I’m loving tonight.” Kyle Massey said he wanted to win the trophy “just as bad as everyone else.” He acknowledged that the final results will come down to “who performed the best,” before partner Lacey Schwimmer added, “And the fans!”

I’m very real.” So to clarify, Bristol claims she was not referring to her Dancing counterparts, but rather a general statement of Hollywood and the like. And maybe it’s because, as we reported last week , Palin and her partner Mark Ballas believe her seemingly nonceleb style is what’s gotten her this far. Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough: 30/30 + 30/30 = 60/60 Their opening cha cha cha began with an impressive amount of judges’ table flirting that surely our panel would have characterized as unnecessary “messin’ about” on one of their crankier nights. Bristol Palin also danced the waltz, and recalled how difficult it was when she got pregnant at 17 while her mom was on the campaign trail, AND THEN how hard it was to go through a very public breakup with boyfriend Levi Johnston, noted pistachio spokesman. Their dance was awarded 26 points. We just called Bristol up in Alaska, and now she’s in the semifinals. A leisurely tempo can make other contestants seem awkward (for example: any tall athlete), but it just allowed Jennifer a tiny force of “uh-mazing” sexiness, high heels, and feathered fringe (!) the luxury of finishing and perfecting every move. “That’s why we’re still around, and I’m happy to be here,” she says. She also remembered when she was in a fatal car accident, and even though she was cleared of any wrongdoing, she was called a “murderer” and a “killer,” left her not feeling well enough to the house for three months.

Somehow, she and Maksim needed a lamp post to recreate all the trauma. Do you think it’s effective?